Santa Goes Dapper This Christmas


Santa sharpens up for Christmas 2018, and he’s even got himself an Audi RS5 as a sleigh

Santa has traditionally been known as a jolly man with a large tummy and a long white beard. He gets about late on Christmas eve and early Christmas morning on a sleigh filled with presents towed by a fleet of reindeer, one of them with a bright red nose.

Except this year, Mr Claus has changed things up a bit: he’s started boxing, he’s begun running every day and he’s even hitting the gym. That Santa’s belly is disappearing, fast. He’s even had a haircut. Santa has become sexy.

The sleigh has come in for a makeover, too, thanks to Mrs Claus. One night she sees her very hardworking husband passed out from exhaustion on the couch, with a brochure for the new Audi RS5 Sportback in hand. This gives Mrs Claus an idea and she relays it back to the helpers.

Anyway, watch the rest of the video to see what happens. What do you think of the new look?

The founding father of The Motoring Guru, Matt has been a lifelong car enthusiast and a passionate writer. Back in 2013 when The Motoring Guru was first launched, Matt wanted to combine his two passions whilst offering readers sound motoring advice.